Quote #13991
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us...
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Stubborness does have its helpful features. You always know what you are going to...
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A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.
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I have a prejudice against people who print things in a foreign language and...
Quote #18862
If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the...
Quote #32655
Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.
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The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring...
Quote #13180
These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he...