Quote #6869
To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them.
Quote #11431
Diplomacy without arms is like music without instruments.
Quote #4495
I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why...
Quote #26182
Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy.
Quote #26315
You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #7898
Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your...
Quote #32997
Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief.
Quote #24091
No really great man ever thought himself so.
Quote #16797
One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men...