Quote #9487
There is no such thing as justice–in or out of court.
Quote #26471
There is something to be said for every error but, whatever may be said...
Quote #2923
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
Quote #32874
Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
Quote #32593
One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out...
Quote #22300
Not to know what has been transacted in former times is to be always...
Quote #34481
You’ve got to be original, because if you’re like someone else, what do they...
Quote #23299
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government...
Quote #1348
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Quote #30695
Men are like wine some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.