Quote #17303
Surely, to think your own the only wisdom, and yours the only word, the...
Quote #23446
I strive to be brief, and become obscure.
Quote #6402
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but usually manages to pick himself up,...
Quote #24635
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be...
Quote #28647
Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems. It’s easy to criticize, but...
Quote #3800
What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.
Quote #21530
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #17587
If you can’t accept losing, you can’t win.
Quote #29709
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.