Quote #4856
Fill all thy bones with aches.
Quote #21878
Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
Quote #25527
You cannot believe in honor until you have achieved it. Better keep yourself clean...
Quote #1256
I celebrate myself, and sing myself.
Quote #8675
The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.
Quote #32995
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to...
Quote #26584
The substance of the eminent Socialist gentleman’s speech is that making a profit is...
Quote #32250
I’m in trouble because I’m normal and slightly arrogant. A lot of people don’t...
Quote #22286
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go...
Quote #24445
Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise.