Quote #6775
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Quote #13626
The right to be let alone is indeed the beginning of all freedom.
Quote #1102
To conquer the enemy without resorting to war is the most desirable. The highest...
Quote #30536
I have one great fear in my heart, that one day when they (the...
Quote #33810
Give not over thy soul to sorrow and afflict not thyself in thy own...
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #5939
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #216
We was robbed!
Quote #21774
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Quote #2587
Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while....