Quote #23246
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #10303
Agnosticism simply means that a man shall not say he knows or believes that...
Quote #1139
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called...
Quote #1083
Why should we be in such desperate haste to succeed, and in such desperate...
Quote #22955
I’m going to stay in show business until I’m the last one left.
Quote #4299
His resolve is not to seem, but to be, the best.
Quote #859
Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw...
Quote #32068
If you want something said, ask a man if you want something done, ask...
Quote #1793
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
Quote #6867
Choose your pleasures for yourself, and do not let them be imposed upon you.