Quote #17870
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
Quote #8489
The only thing sadder than a battle won is a battle lost.
Quote #32554
History is written by the winners. The books say the Indians were bad guys...
Quote #24264
Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #23117
Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is...
Quote #22282
The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and...
Quote #10679
I am in fact a Hobbit, in all but size.
Quote #17807
Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but...
Quote #19454
A really great man is known by three signs… generosity in the design, humanity...