Quote #26897
I talk and talk and talk, and I haven’t taught people in 50 years...
Quote #31022
American soldiers must be turned into lambs and eating them is tolerated.
Quote #25982
No mockery in the world ever sounds to me as hollow as that of...
Quote #20444
Faint heart never won true friend. O my friend, may it come to pass,...
Quote #3262
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books...
Quote #11137
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
Quote #17525
In order to be walked on, you have to be lying down.
Quote #2045
Jesus was a crackpot.
Quote #30286
A sensible man knows you can’t please everybody. A wise man knows you can’t...
Quote #7391
Choose rather to be strong of soul than strong of body.