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A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t...
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One never learns by success. Success is the plateau that one rests upon to...
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The man who listens to Reason is lost reason enslaves all whose minds are...
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation....
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It has just been twenty-three years since I began to wander. In the next...
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I speak truth, not so much as I would, but as much as I...
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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are...
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Newpaper editors are men who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then print...
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I’ve been accused of every death except the casualty list of the World War.