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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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Let thy chief fort and place of defense be a mind free from passions....
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Last Monday a string of amendments were presented to the lower House these altogether...
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Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
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He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
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To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend.
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If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you’d...
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Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
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A sensible man knows you can’t please everybody. A wise man knows you can’t...
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America lives in the heart of every man everywhere who wishes to find a...