Quote #10228
God is a verb.
Quote #32487
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
Quote #33409
I’m still an atheist, thank God.
Quote #23490
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
Quote #7054
The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts, therefore guard...
Quote #19200
When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are...
Quote #968
Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.
Quote #17686
Funny how the new things are the old things.
Quote #8323
Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned.
Quote #3269
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.