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Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people...
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When I was young I had an elderly friend who used often to ask...
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Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But...
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If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
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It is in vain to say human beings ought to be satisfied with tranquillity...
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There isnt much better in this life than finding a way to spend a...
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It is in fact nothing short of a miracle that the modern methods of...
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
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Affirmations are like prescriptions for certain aspects of yourself you want to change.
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…probably the greatest concentration of talent and genius in this house except for perhaps...