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We have a lot of reasons but only one real one.
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Time is but the stream I go a-fishin in. I drink at it, but...
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A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with...
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A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.
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Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as...
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All men are evil and will declare themselves to be so when occasion is...
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Many count their chickens before they are hatched and where they expect bacon, meet...
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Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
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If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
Quote #16934
We are born believing. A man bears beliefs, as a tree bears beauty.