Quote #2285
Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
Quote #32651
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #2441
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
Quote #22669
We are usually the best men when in the worst health.
Quote #8078
Think of how many religions attempt to validate themselves with prophecy. Think of how...
Quote #31049
But true love is a durable fire In the mind ever burning Never sick,...
Quote #23177
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
Quote #16920
Better to be a nettle in the side of your friend than his echo.
Quote #13295
We use 10% of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we...
Quote #22452
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.