Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #24995
Rank does not confer privilege or give power. It imposes responsibility.
Quote #4144
Level with your child by being honest. Nobody spots a phony quicker than a...
Quote #1432
Cheerfulness, it would appear, is a matter which depends fully as much on the...
Quote #26045
The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose.
Quote #1787
Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
Quote #6071
Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
Quote #1798
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
Quote #4878
Your hearts are mighty, your skins are whole.
Quote #12017
I am grateful for all my problems. After each one was overcome, I became...