Quote #33183
Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
Quote #28991
I like bubbles and the whole thing. That’s the fun of taking a bath....
Quote #31238
O Liberty Liberty how many crimes are committed in thy name
Quote #27760
It’s pretty clear now that what looked like it might have been some kind...
Quote #32610
The great consolation in life is to say what one thinks.
Quote #9540
The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose...
Quote #11122
Reputations are created every day and every minute.
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #1992
Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.
Quote #5661
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.