Quote #3149
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Quote #19350
See what will happen if you don’t stop biting your fingernails
Quote #5896
Do not wait for the last judgment. It takes place every day.
Quote #31852
Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs.
Quote #5835
Insanity destroys reason, but not wit.
Quote #16273
A man is what he is, not what men say he is. His character...
Quote #7778
Public confidence in the integrity of the Government is indispensable to faith in democracy;...
Quote #8390
Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or...
Quote #928
Thought: why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only for food:...
Quote #9595
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.