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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out,...
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended...
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Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
Quote #32387
Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries....
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No plain not followed by a slope. No going not followed by a return....
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Do not ask God the way to heaven; he will show you the hardest...
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Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and...
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When men exercise their reason coolly and freely on a variety of distinct questions,...
Quote #11446
Do not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed the river.
Quote #33873
If I love you, what business is it of yours