Quote #988
People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.
Quote #6303
If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
Quote #3799
Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise...
Quote #3682
Chaos is the score upon which reality is written.
Quote #21161
My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I...
Quote #23216
The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when...
Quote #11810
We all make our limits, and we set them further out than we have...
Quote #23755
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few and let those few be well...
Quote #27472
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke and that the...
Quote #23718
This is the way the world endsThis is the way the world endsThis is...