Quote #27008
Never be haughty to the humble never be humble to the haughty.
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Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society violence punctuated by committee meetings.
Quote #34873
Behold the man.
Quote #8748
I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are...
Quote #14566
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed...
Quote #21881
The will to win is important, but the will to prepare is vital.
Quote #29867
We all live in suspense from day to day In other words, you are...
Quote #3707
For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and big words Bother me.
Quote #10260
You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right?...
Quote #13735
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.