Quote #31212
They’ll have to shoot me first to take my gun.
Quote #12760
God made man because He loves stories.
Quote #8259
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
Quote #14455
Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.
Quote #2557
Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.
Quote #9884
It is better to looked over than overlooked.
Quote #3940
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with...
Quote #14137
In a full heart there is room for everything, and in an empty heart...
Quote #33980
The problem with any unwritten law is that you don’t know where to go...
Quote #1858
Every government is run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.