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When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like...
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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I’ve ever known.
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Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
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God sends children for another purpose than merely to keep up the race –...
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It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke...
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They are the guiding oracles which man has found out for himself in that...
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Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
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Shyness has a strange element of narcissism, a belief that how we look, how...
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Necessity is the mother of invention.