Quote #3559
Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #1775
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
Quote #24247
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything one learned in school.
Quote #13703
That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves.
Quote #29653
Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of...
Quote #6358
The universe will reward you for taking risks on its behalf.
Quote #8951
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an...
Quote #2685
No normal man ever fell in love after thirty when the kidneys begin to...
Quote #9804
Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us,...