Quote #24130
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Quote #7093
The sign of an intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the...
Quote #11238
A pretty woman is a welcome guest.
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I never reprimand a boy in the evening-darkness and a troubled mind are a...
Quote #25719
May there always be work for your hands to do, May your purse always...
Quote #10980
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and...
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Bibo, ergo sum. – I drink, therefore I am
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As the flectcher whittles and makes straight his arrows, so the master directs his...
Quote #23862
It is quality rather than quantity that matters.