Quote #23292
The taxpayer — that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have...
Quote #6335
I cannot believe that the inscrutable universe turns on an axis of suffering; surely...
Quote #25271
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #26843
We haven’t got the power to destroy the planet — or to save it....
Quote #481
You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them...
Quote #24049
With true friends…even water drunk together is sweet enough.
Quote #12315
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.
Quote #5570
The secret of greatness is simple: do better work than any other man in...
Quote #24597
If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the...
Quote #7100
Keen at the start, but careless at the end.