Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #17812
It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there...
Quote #31577
The tendency of an event to occur varies inversely with one’s preparation for it.
Quote #1881
Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence,...
Quote #34003
If something anticipated arrives too late it finds us numb, wrung out from waiting,...
Quote #10212
On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good, and...
Quote #4521
It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and...
Quote #27867
Meditation is not for him who eats too much, nor for him who eats...
Quote #24299
Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits....
Quote #26826
The man who rolls up his sleeves seldom loses his shirt.