Quote #2747
Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.
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The sweat of hard work is not to be displayed. It is much more...
Quote #30157
Pride would be a lot easier to swallow if it didn’t taste so bad.
Quote #11137
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
Quote #15949
Open your mouth and purse cautiously; and your stock of wealth and reputation shall,...
Quote #33899
Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you...
Quote #19863
E.L. Well, there are these rules that guys have, an understanding as to what...
Quote #32595
Indifference is the strongest force in the universe. It makes everything it touches meaningless....
Quote #28031
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your...
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.