Quote #5995
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
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I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...
Quote #24449
Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of...
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That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres — two doubles and a...
Quote #18137
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you...
Quote #12279
For when the One Great Scorer comes To write against your name, He marks-not...
Quote #30991
It is always easier to ask forgiveness than permission.
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Every living thing is a sort of imperialist, seeking to transform as much as...
Quote #16985
Don’t waste yourself in rejection, nor bark against the bad, but chant the beauty...
Quote #24848
Gratitude, like love, is never a dependable international emotion.