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In all thy undertakings, let a reasonable assurance animate thy endeavors if thou despairest...
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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out…
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The poet is a liar who always speaks the truth.
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Riches may enable us to confer favours, but to confer them with propriety and...
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No one should ever sit in this office over 70 years old, and that...
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God has placed no limits to the exercise of the intellect he has given...
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Worries go better with soup than without.