Quote #26124
I was no petty thief, I wanted the world or nothing.
Quote #30253
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong,...
Quote #19234
Real programmers don’t work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around...
Quote #26411
All that I’ve learned, I’ve forgotten. The little I still know, I’ve guessed.
Quote #30079
Marriage is like vitamins we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.
Quote #24264
Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.
Quote #3070
I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have...
Quote #19298
How does one kill fear, I wonder How do you shoot a spectre through...
Quote #799
Television has raised writing to a new low.
Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.