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The greatest mistake is trying to be more agreeable than you can be.
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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The Darkness has begun. There will be no dawn.
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Geniuses are the luckiest of mortals because what they must do is the same...
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When you live in Texas, every single time you see snow its magical.
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Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power.
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Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.
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Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and...
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A student is not a professional athlete. … He is not a little politician...
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With age come the inner, the higher life. Who would be forever young, to...