Quote #15880
Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #17951
This communicating of a man’s self to his friend works two contrary effects for...
Quote #5540
You can never learn less, you can only learn more.
Quote #9931
An envious heart makes a treacherous ear.
Quote #19698
To be humble to superiors is duty, to equals courtesy, to inferiors nobleness.
Quote #4076
Imagination is the reality of the dreamer.
Quote #13185
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Quote #3308
I have no idea what White House statement was was issued, but I stand...
Quote #15472
Some people are so fond of ill-luck that they run half-way to meet it.