Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #21697
No evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death.
Quote #20677
Still seems it strange, that thou shouldst live forever Is it less strange, that...
Quote #16181
It is a mistake to suppose that men succeed through success; they much oftener...
Quote #16451
Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to...
Quote #18491
Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
Quote #25999
The man who has the courage of his platitudes is always a successful man.
Quote #16797
One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men...
Quote #5926
I like to see a man proud of the place in which he lives....
Quote #15049
Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.