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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...
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When in doubt, punt
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We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.
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No one ever promised that the fastest horse in the race was the easiest...
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The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
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If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the...
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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds and...
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A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate,...
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It is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes...
Quote #13500
You are the lens in the beam. You can only receive, give, and possess...