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I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
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Nothing to me is more distasteful than that entire complacency and satisfaction which beam...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Has not Nature proved, in giving us the strength necessary to submit them to...
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Let us have justice, and then we shall have enough liberty
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You can take from every experience what it has to offer you. And you...
Quote #5897
Your sole contribution to the sum of things is yourself.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and...
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May no gift be too small to give, nor too simple to receive, which...
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A tough lesson in life that one has to learn is that not everybody...