Quote #258
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #2587
Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while....
Quote #34762
There can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.
Quote #5297
We can forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy...
Quote #4863
Merrily, merrily shall I live now, Under the blossom that hangs on the bough.
Quote #7275
Quiet and sincere sympathy is often the most welcome and efficient consolation to the...
Quote #8809
I bid him look into the lives of men as though into a mirror,...
Quote #6708
People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.
Quote #32789
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #21483
They talk most who have the least to say.