Quote #12315
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.
Quote #32201
Do you want to be a power in the world Then be yourself.
Quote #34020
Don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the...
Quote #12095
A pessimist is never disappointed.
Quote #27813
If you cannot find peace within yourself, you will never find it anywhere else.
Quote #30107
Man is quite insane. He wouldn’t know how to create a maggot, and he...
Quote #15628
This is the very perfection of a man, to find out his own imperfection.
Quote #3953
No man ever listened himself out of a job.
Quote #30909
You may laugh at a friend’s roof don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.
Quote #24702
You can have anything you want–if you want it badly enough. You can be...