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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than...
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…and that this country shall have a new birth of freedom, and that this...
Quote #14968
He who loses money losses much. He who loses a friend loses more. But...
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You must have taken great pains, sir; you could not naturally been so very...
Quote #8573
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.
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Experience is the worst teacher it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
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One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
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To forgive is human, to forget divine. . ..
Quote #33320
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...