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The greatest gift we can give one another is rapt attention to one another’s...
Quote #1736
For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
Quote #20791
Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
Quote #2255
The provision of the Constitution giving the war-making power to Congress was dictated, as...
Quote #15258
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth – a sense of humor.
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Two men look out through the same bars: One sees the mud and one...
Quote #13984
The gods too are fond of a joke.
Quote #7384
Nothing can be pleasing which is not also becoming.
Quote #6511
The will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there are always...
Quote #29173
I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well...