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I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools....
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Every nation ridicules other nations — and all are right.
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
Quote #13058
If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of itself.
Quote #7210
The drug that heals our sorrows forgetfulness.
Quote #11962
The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong; he can swear and...
Quote #5242
Life without music would be a mistake.
Quote #11741
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.
Quote #5196
The mind can also be an erogenous zone.
Quote #6229
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...