Quote #2965
My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence.
Quote #9557
Older men declare war. But it is youth that must fight and die. And...
Quote #26491
Materialists and madmen never have doubts.
Quote #15544
Everything is something I decide to do, and there is nothing I have to...
Quote #1354
Variety is the soul of pleasure.
Quote #23139
We must not always judge of the generality of the opinion by the noise...
Quote #2467
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse...
Quote #8243
The eternal silence of these infinite spaces fills me with dread.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #13881
Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in...