Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
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It is chiefly through books that we enjoy intercourse with superior minds, and these...
Quote #2429
Yer beautiful in yer wrath! I shall keep you, and in responding to my...
Quote #18540
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was...
Quote #27432
Love must not touch the marrow of the soul. Our affections must be breakable...
Quote #7140
While thou livest keep a good tongue in thy head.
Quote #22338
Success on any major scale requires you to accept responsibility… in the final analysis,...
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Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out...
Quote #23348
I call upon the scientific community in our country, those who gave us nuclear...