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Shall we make a new rule of life from tonight always try to be...
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My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any...
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A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
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Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
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Ever since we crawled out of that primordial slime, that’s been our unifying cry,...
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My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest...
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Brevity is the soul of wit.
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He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits,...
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Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment —...
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Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after...