Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #20994
He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of...
Quote #31358
Give a member of Congress a junket and a mimeograph machine and he thinks...
Quote #23123
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself I do not say that it...
Quote #11949
Thinking evil is making evil.
Quote #17240
What a grand thing, to be loved What a grander thing still, to love
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #1115
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #32280
Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.
Quote #549
I prefer liberty to chains of diamonds.