Quote #20807
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Quote #2479
A big book is a big bore.
Quote #11731
Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave...
Quote #32144
In the South where slavery still exists, the Negroes are less carefully kept apart...
Quote #17003
The bitterest tragic element in life to be derived from an intellectual source is...
Quote #651
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
Quote #23761
Where it is duty to worship the sun, it is pretty sure to be...
Quote #30683
They say that death kills you, But death doesn’t kill you. Boredom and indifference...
Quote #2934
Be careful in revising those immigration laws of yours. We got careless with ours.
Quote #13532
Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp...