Quote #28448
Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can...
Quote #5125
I walk ahead of myself in perpetual expectancy of miracles.
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Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
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Live amongst people in such a manner that if you die they weep over...
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Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line...
Quote #24819
The true recipe for a miserable existence is to quarrel with Providence.
Quote #25144
There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken...
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Every time you state what you want or believe, you’re the first to hear...
Quote #28421
You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
Quote #8947
The truth is the kindest thing we can give folks in the end.