Quote #23711
Life wouldn’t be worth living if I worried over the future as well as...
Quote #11960
It is as natural to die as to be born; and to a little...
Quote #15213
The ingredients of health and long life, are great temperance, open air, easy labor,...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #6008
For man, as for flower and beast and bird, the supreme triumph is to...
Quote #12306
We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.
Quote #20616
Any fact that needs to be disclosed should be put out now or as...
Quote #28149
If you’re a cowboy, and you’re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet...
Quote #28102
In my day, we didn’t have self-esteem, we had self-respect, and no more of...
Quote #28927
It’s time to start living the life you’ve imagined.