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There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that...
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You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what...
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An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
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A good storyteller is a person who has a good memory and hopes other...
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I never resist temptation because I have found that things that are bad for...
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It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
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A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
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I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don’t even remember...
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At best, most college presidents are running something that is somewhere between a faltering...