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A diplomat… is a person who can tell you to go to hell in...
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The peasants of the Asturias believe that in every litter of wolves there is...
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Once the people begin to reason, all is lost.
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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Murder is unique in that it abolishes the party it injures, so that society...
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A great mind becomes a great fortune.
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Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
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Men and women are limited not by the place of their birth, not by...
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Philosophers should consider the fact that the greatest happiness principle can easily be made...